Safari Limericks

 

There once was a warrior Maasai

Who could sing, dance and jump very high.

His house was quite small

Yet he was quite tall

And his cows grazed beneath a clear sky.

 

The Maasai are very tall and thin and are known for their jumping ability. They believe that cattle is a devine gift from their god (Engai) and use cow's dung for their houses, cow's horns for containers, cow's meat and blood for food, dried cow's dung for fuel, cow's skin for beds and cow's urine for medicine.

The baobab's an African tree

With roots where its leaves should be.

In the dry season

For no rhyme or reason

It looks like an upside down tree.

 

Baobabs have massive trunks and spindly branches which look like the roots of a tree. The wood is used for rope-making and weaving. Hornbills often build their nests in the baobab's branches. It has been said that this unusual looking tree is a home for ghosts and spirits!

Ami climbed the coconut tree

To the top as quick as can be.

He knocked down some leaves

Then started to weave

A coconut basket for me.

 

Ami's family owns a spice and fruit tree plantation in Zanzibar. He gave us a tour of the plantation and had us guess which spices were which by their smell. At the end of the tour he climbed a coconut tree using a rope around his feet that he'd made from banana tree leaves. Then he wove some coconut fronds into a basket for carrying fruit.

There once was a female baboon

Who entered a nearby saloon.

"A Stoney Tangawizi

Really would please me,"

She said, "So I'd like one real soon."

 

Stoney Tangawizi is a popular soft drink in Tanzania. It is manufactured by Coca Cola and tastes something like strong gingerale. Baboons really don't drink soft drinks! Their diet mostly is made up of grass, fruit and insects but sometimes they hunt and kill young impalas to eat too.

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